Jokes:)

Easiest way to kill an ant : Mix chilli powder with sugar & give it to ant. After eating dat ant vl go in search of watr sumwher near a water tank, push it into the tank. Now the ant fully soaked in water, it wil go to dry itself near fire.Ant will be injured in blast, thn injured ant vl b admitted in ICU. Then secretly go & remove oxygen mask & kil it.........its da easiest way.....nd bst way 2 waste tym....hahahaha:)

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more !
After surgery, the girl woke up with only her father next to her bed
... ... Girl: were is he?
Father: you don't know who gave you the heart ?
Girl: what? (starts crying)
father: I'm kidding he went to the toilet.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

Should Women Have Children After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!

Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Johny .....Yes Papa....
Pvt Company....Yes Papa.....
Any Motivation...No Papa...
Many Tension.....Yes Papa.....
Do u Sleep well.....No Papa.....
Onsite Opportunity....No papa....
Boss Ki Galiyan....Yes Papa.........
Increment .....Ha ha ha..!

Santa 2 dad:car ki chabi do
College me function h,
Dd:Car?
S:10lakh ki car me junga rob pdega
D:Ye le 10rs 48 lakh ki bus me ja zyada rob Padega

If Paper is very
Tough in Exam,
just close ur eyes, take a Deep
Breathe & say Loudly
"Dis Subject is very Intersting, I want
2 Study it 1 more Time" ;) :D

Which country in the world has largest english speaking people?
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Ans-
Daytime- USA
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LATE EVENING,
After 3 pegs- INDIA....!